Jack (aged 3) – Nanny do you know what happens at Easter?
Nanny – The Easter bunny gives you Easter eggs.
Jack – Yes, I did get Easter eggs and I got them because Jesus grows again.
Nanny – Yes. Mmm. (Unsure what to say to this theological perspective)
Jack – Yes, Jesus grows again and so we are all happy.
Not quite sure how he will interpret transubstantiation.
Jack’s Mummy – It’s ‘rose’, not ‘grows’ Jack. Jesus rose again.